October 2009
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7th human foot found on Canada's shores since 2007 →
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Bodies of suicide victims have been mistaken for...
ohyeahfacts:
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If you want to be free, be free.
– Cat Stevens (via gingerfriend) (via kdeluxxe)
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Okie dokie. Let’s drag these down. They’re as heavy as bodies.
– Hannibal Lecter
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I find it awkward when guys say "I am a man."
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‘Kay… you know… that there is no way… that a...
– Dave Chappelle (on shrooms)
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The only family you need are your siblings
you just don’t realize that until you get older.
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mliaverage:
Today, I got married. Since my husband and I aren’t leaving for our honeymoon until tomorrow, we’re staying in my parent’s house until our flight leaves in the morning. Rather than doing what most couples do after marriage, we built a giant blanket fort in my old bedroom and had a pillow fight. I knew I married the right guy. MLIA.
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shiranai:
mliaverage:
Today, I bought my son a new mattress for his bed. I heard him ask his girlfriend if she wanted to test it out with him. A little later I hear his bed rattling. I open the door to see them both jumping on his bed, they are both 20. MLIA
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True sluts...
tide: i dont go home-home
tide: i go to a-town, but i dont tell my parents
spork: where do you sleep?
tide: oh around
tide: hahah jk
spork: woww
spork: i knew it
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Zombieland
logicandsimplicity:
deepndpurple:
Rule 01: Cardio Rule 02: Beware of Bathrooms Rule 03: Seatbelts Rule 04: Doubletap Rule 05: No Attachments Rule 06: Travel in a Group Rule 07: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand Rule 08: Kill with Efficiency Rule 09: Guns are for Hunting, Not for Zombie Killing Rule 10: Be Quiet Rule 15: Know Your Way Out Rule 17: Don’t Be A Hero Rule 18: Limber Up ...
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fmylife:
Today, I found out that my father named me Luke so he could say, “Luke, I am your father” and laugh about it. FML
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Palindrome
I did roll, or did I?
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