December 2009
November 2009
“Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop.”
—(via katrinanguyen) (via kdeluxxe)
Eating somen at 5am after waking up from throwing up my lunch 8 hrs prior
… I don’t like 10/10
It's You, It's Me
artist
but if tonight I look again into your eyes
and it’s you, and it’s me you love
“Turns out I’m genetically predisposed to likin’ chicken!”
—Dave Chappelle
“You can be on one side of the window. Or you can be on the other side of the window.
No matter how plausible it may seem at the time, you cannot in fact be on both sides of the window.” —quag7 (on Alice D.)
No matter how plausible it may seem at the time, you cannot in fact be on both sides of the window.” —quag7 (on Alice D.)
- Alice: I don't think...
- Mad Hatter: Then you shouldn't talk.
Out of the 50 people on my fb feed who "model,"
only 5 can pull it off. the rest need to stop making me laugh so hard; my stomach hurts.
I am a resourceful slut
I cook. I clean. I drive. I roll. I push. I grind. I chill. I bake. I sew. I research. I regulate. I hustle. I lie. I bargain. I attend. I plan. I organize. I watch. I learn. I take. I persuade. I risk. I slack. I spot. I rush.
I’m the whole motherfucking package baby.
