Rape is no laughing matter
- tide: hahahah
- tide: lololol
- tide: hehehehe
- tide: huhuhuhu
- tide: teehehehe
- tide: tahahaha
- Edwin: stupid dream.
- tide: memememe
- tide: mumumumu
- tide: mimimimi
- Edwin: im gonna rape you today
- tide: ...
When life gives you back-to-back midterms, take a nap.
“My ambition exceeded my talent.” —George Jung
“It is ridiculous to expect a different result when you repeat the same ideas and actions as you did before.” —Albert Einstein (via mochivation)
the Slutsky decomposition
- Professor Machina: Can everybody see the board? Is this enough light?
- Student: I can't see. What's the deal with this school and bad lighting in classrooms anyways? I mean all the lamps around campus are lit...
- Professor Machina: Well...students don't normally get molested in classrooms. Molested academically, however, is another story...
Trader Joe's knows wsup
- me: excuse me, but where is your cranberry juice?
- employee: it's right here
- me: oh... are there any cheaper ones?
- employee: well, there are the blends over there, but they're made out of concentrate. now if you REALLY wanna, you know, flush out your system, I'd recommend getting the pure, real tart stuff over here for $4.99 (;
- me: *buys 2 jugs of 100% real cranberry juice*