February 2010
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The ipad made me poop bricks →
Feb 1st
January 2010
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Mountain sess "accident"
my friend and I were heading up the mountain (sober!) to find a spot to toke, but w/ the small roads and winding turns, he drove too close to the edge and scraped the side of his car against the railing. me: “OMG you’re too close” *scraaaape* a: “oh fuck!” but in our excitement to find a spot to blaze, we kept driving. in fact, it wasn’t until AFTER we found a...
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Seeing her picture again makes it even harder to...
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Email from dad:
Dream: I was at an estate sale on Sunday and picked up a Netgear Router and a couple of power adapters for just 4 bucks (yuppieee! What a steal!). if only you guys knew what an scary man my dad is… then you’ll understand how hilarious it is whenever he types things like “yuppieee” and “:(“
Jan 27th
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My parents got into a car accident, so my dad IMs...
Dad: hey dream
Dad: mom rear-ended someone on the I60 Hwy
Me: :O
Me: oh no is she okay??
Dad: we are both OK. I was also in the CRV
Dad: She was driving...
Me: LOL oh noooo
Dad: I was on the way to the massage to ease my back and neck tension when accident happened...:(
Me: wow how ironic... any injury?
Dad: no... I was prepared for it hangin on tight, so no injury
Dad: also I was wearing my favorite neck brace
Me: LOLLL
Dad: BTW what r you doing now?
Me: studying. i have a midterm tmr
Dad: OK. Get back to work then. remember not to drive like MOM. LOL!
Jan 27th
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The blacker she is, the bluer her mouth
owlinc: i saw the most black girl today at school
owlinc: she was so LOUD
owlinc: and her mouth was blue
tide: was she a whale
owlinc: well she was kinda big
owlinc: she's like
owlinc: GURL WE GOT TO GOOGLE IT
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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“We share 60% of our genes with a banana, 90% with a mouse and over 99% with a chimpanzee. Just something to think about.” —　Deepak Chopra (via maluna) However, according to Penn State University, a human DNA sequence, if it were a half an inch of a twine, would stretch from New York to the the west coast of California. That makes that 50% seem all the more distant when you think of the whole...
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Regarding the fact that no single-day passes will...
nationocean: this is getting all so emotional. i need kleenex.
gaypalmsprings: You can have 3 kleenexes. But just not one.
Jan 21st