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February 2010

The ipad made me poop bricks → smosh.com
Jan 31, 2010
#technology #lol #fail #links #Apple

January 2010

Mountain sess "accident"

my friend and I were heading up the mountain (sober!) to find a spot to toke, but w/ the small roads and winding turns, he drove too close to the edge and scraped the side of his car against the railing.

me: “OMG you’re too close” *scraaaape*
a: “oh fuck!”

but in our excitement to find a spot to blaze, we kept driving. in fact, it wasn’t until AFTER we found a spot to park and smoked 3 bowls, THEN we remembered that we should check on the damage done to the car.

a: “ahhh shit. it’s pretty big. hope my parents don’t get mad. I’ll just say idk how it got there…”

then we got back in the car and smoked another bowl.

we drove down the mountain still high (and it was fucking scary), but ironically we didn’t damage the car any further. LOL

Jan 31, 2010
#personal #lol #dope #text
Jan 31, 2010
#technology #photos
Jan 31, 2010252 notes
#fashion #photos
Jan 31, 2010
#Pokemon #nostalgia #photos #art
Jan 31, 201019 notes
#photos #hot
Jan 31, 2010816 notes
#photos #food #nostalgia
Jan 30, 2010
#cute #photos
Jan 30, 201023 notes
#photos #art
Jan 30, 201033 notes
#photos #sky
Jan 30, 201023 notes
#photos #dope
Seeing her picture again makes it even harder to believe that she is gone.
Jan 30, 2010
#personal #life #text #family
Play
Jan 30, 20101 note
#Utada Hikaru #music #personal #videos
Jan 28, 201024 notes
#photos #ocean
Jan 28, 201061 notes
#photos #ocean
Jan 28, 2010
#photos #nature
Jan 28, 2010
#lol #photos #conversation
Jan 28, 2010
#lol #food #photos
Play
Jan 27, 20104 notes
#cute #videos #Japan #movies
Play
Jan 27, 20101 note
#videos #cute #lol #wtf
Email from dad:

Dream:

I was at an estate sale on Sunday and picked up a Netgear Router and a couple of power adapters for just 4 bucks (yuppieee! What a steal!).

if only you guys knew what an scary man my dad is… then you’ll understand how hilarious it is whenever he types things like “yuppieee” and “:(“

Jan 27, 2010
#family #lol #wtf #text
My parents got into a car accident, so my dad IMs me...
  • Dad: hey dream
  • Dad: mom rear-ended someone on the I60 Hwy
  • Me: :O
  • Me: oh no is she okay??
  • Dad: we are both OK. I was also in the CRV
  • Dad: She was driving...
  • Me: LOL oh noooo
  • Dad: I was on the way to the massage to ease my back and neck tension when accident happened...:(
  • Me: wow how ironic... any injury?
  • Dad: no... I was prepared for it hangin on tight, so no injury
  • Dad: also I was wearing my favorite neck brace
  • Me: LOLLL
  • Dad: BTW what r you doing now?
  • Me: studying. i have a midterm tmr
  • Dad: OK. Get back to work then. remember not to drive like MOM. LOL!
Jan 27, 2010
#lol #family #conversation #personal
Jan 27, 2010
#cute #photos #text
Jan 27, 2010
#technology #photos #text
The blacker she is, the bluer her mouth
  • owlinc: i saw the most black girl today at school
  • owlinc: she was so LOUD
  • owlinc: and her mouth was blue
  • tide: was she a whale
  • owlinc: well she was kinda big
  • owlinc: she's like
  • owlinc: GURL WE GOT TO GOOGLE IT
Jan 27, 2010
#lol #conversation #school
Jan 27, 201024 notes
#lol #wtf #photos #tattoo
Play
Jan 27, 201013 notes
#nostalgia #videos #games
Jan 26, 20104 notes
#lol #Japan #photos
Jan 26, 201055 notes
#food #photos #Japan
Jan 25, 20101 note
#wtf #fashion #photos
Jan 25, 20101,000 notes
#photos #architecture #wtf
Jan 25, 2010240 notes
#architecture #photos
Jan 25, 2010697 notes
#tattoo #photos

“We share 60% of our genes with a banana, 90% with a mouse and over 99% with a chimpanzee. Just something to think about.”

— Deepak Chopra (via maluna)

However, according to Penn State University, a human DNA sequence, if it were a half an inch of a twine, would stretch from New York to the the west coast of California. That makes that 50% seem all the more distant when you think of the whole number/complexity that the percent refers to.

source

Jan 25, 201063 notes
#text #facts #science
Jan 25, 2010316 notes
#text #cute
Jan 24, 201079 notes
#quotes
Jan 24, 2010
#cute #movies #Up
Jan 24, 201048 notes
#food #photos
Jan 24, 2010298 notes
#food #photos
Jan 24, 2010
#lol #wtf #epic #4ch #photos
Jan 24, 2010
#lol #4ch #wtf
Jan 24, 2010
#lol #4ch #photos
Jan 23, 201023 notes
#photos #cute
Jan 23, 20102 notes
#lol #wtf #technology
Jan 23, 2010450 notes
#lol #wtf #Japan #photos
Jan 23, 2010200 notes
#quotes
Jan 22, 201018 notes
#cute #photos
Jan 21, 20103 notes
#food #photos #Japan #pokemon
Jan 20, 2010
#food #lol #photos #Finding Nemo #movies
Regarding the fact that no single-day passes will be sold at Coachella 2010:
  • nationocean: this is getting all so emotional. i need kleenex.
  • gaypalmsprings: You can have 3 kleenexes. But just not one.
Jan 20, 2010
#lol #Coachella #conversation #wtf
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