High on vaccines, magazines, and saccharine

my friend and I were heading up the mountain (sober!) to find a spot to toke, but w/ the small roads and winding turns, he drove too close to the edge and scraped the side of his car against the railing.

me: “OMG you’re too close” *scraaaape*
a: “oh fuck!”

but in our excitement to find a spot to blaze, we kept driving. in fact, it wasn’t until AFTER we found a spot to park and smoked 3 bowls, THEN we remembered that we should check on the damage done to the car.

a: “ahhh shit. it’s pretty big. hope my parents don’t get mad. I’ll just say idk how it got there…”

then we got back in the car and smoked another bowl.

we drove down the mountain still high (and it was fucking scary), but ironically we didn’t damage the car any further. LOL

Dream:

I was at an estate sale on Sunday and picked up a Netgear Router and a couple of power adapters for just 4 bucks (yuppieee! What a steal!).

if only you guys knew what an scary man my dad is… then you’ll understand how hilarious it is whenever he types things like “yuppieee” and “:(“

“We share 60% of our genes with a banana, 90% with a mouse and over 99% with a chimpanzee. Just something to think about.”

—　Deepak Chopra (via maluna)

However, according to Penn State University, a human DNA sequence, if it were a half an inch of a twine, would stretch from New York to the the west coast of California. That makes that 50% seem all the more distant when you think of the whole number/complexity that the percent refers to.

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