December 2010
A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, “Well, at least I have a girlfriend!” to which I responded, “Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons.” In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol “Ho.” My teacher was the first to laugh. MLIA.
Dude,
srsly.
Fuck
Need this on my blog.
This..omg.
Need to do this one day.
This is so incredibly panda coffee.
Sexual Orientation?
Single/Relationship?
Politics?
when I watch porn, I focus more on the females, but I prefer cock when it comes to physically having sex.
in a relationship
fuck the government. corrupt motherfuckers never did me any good.
Sexual Orientation?
Single/Relationship?
Politics?
I check both sexes out, but I prefer cock when it comes to sex
in a relationship
fuck the government. corrupt motherfuckers never did me any good.
oh my god. you cheesy moron. what's with the spam of love related posts.
omg I can’t help it when I go on tumblr while waiting for mr. perfect to text me back QQ I’ll update you let’s catch up later today!
PS: congrats you’re my first messager on tumblr (:
oh my god. you cheesy moron. what's with the spam of love related posts.
omg I can’t help it when I go on tumblr while waiting for mr. perfect to text me back QQ I’ll update you let’s catch up later today!
