High on vaccines, magazines, and saccharine

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dog teaching puppy to go down the stairs

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5000th post

you bitches know that this tumblr is the shit. keep coming back!

dolphin seeks out help from diver

prisillysaurus:

Meet Quokka, the happiest animal on earth
When it comes to cute animal pictures, there’s no beating this cheeky creature, who may as well have wandered straight out of a feel-good kids’ movie. Meet the Quokka, a marsupial that seems to have come straight from an animator at Disney, but is actually native to a small corner of southwestern Australia. Unlike a frightening number of Australian animals, the Quokka poses no threat to humans, and — as these pictures make abundantly clear — can be quite friendly. That friendliness may partially explain why, according to the Perth Zoo, the once-plentiful Quokka was drastically reduced in number after the dingo and foxes found their way to Australia. The animal is currently listed as “vulnerable,” according to the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. Thanks to conservation efforts and fox control programs, their populations are recovering in some areas.

prisillysaurus:

Meet Quokka, the happiest animal on earth

When it comes to cute animal pictures, there’s no beating this cheeky creature, who may as well have wandered straight out of a feel-good kids’ movie. Meet the Quokka, a marsupial that seems to have come straight from an animator at Disney, but is actually native to a small corner of southwestern Australia. Unlike a frightening number of Australian animals, the Quokka poses no threat to humans, and — as these pictures make abundantly clear — can be quite friendly. That friendliness may partially explain why, according to the Perth Zoo, the once-plentiful Quokka was drastically reduced in number after the dingo and foxes found their way to Australia. The animal is currently listed as “vulnerable,” according to the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. Thanks to conservation efforts and fox control programs, their populations are recovering in some areas.

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bird singing dubstep

paleasland:

marshmallowmegamama:

theamericankid:

“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”

I can never not reblog this. ALWAYS AUTO REBLOG.

That’s like the most delayed reaction ever.

paleasland:

marshmallowmegamama:

theamericankid:

“Wow Mr. Balloon, we’re going to have so much fun together.” POP “Hey, Mr. Balloon are you okay? Wha- what the, OHMYJESUSSWEETMOTHEROFGOD?!”

I can never not reblog this. ALWAYS AUTO REBLOG.

That’s like the most delayed reaction ever.

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