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The Absolute Funniest Posts!: What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm…I’ll kill them.
‎Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let’s kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry’s mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let’s kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh,…

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Since They changed Philosopher's Stone to Sorcerer's Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us Americans are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

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Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

Harry Potter and The Bird Club

Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

Harry Potter and Death

 

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Looking For Alaska; another brilliant book

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Looking For Alaska; another brilliant book

Shakespeare vs. Dr. Seuss rap battle