High on vaccines, magazines, and saccharine

There’s no room for arrogance in love.
— P. Chew
dat beijing duck @jlchew (at Mission 261)

dat beijing duck @jlchew (at Mission 261)

a feast for kings #fambam #bestdimsumever @jlchew (at Mission 261)

a feast for kings #fambam #bestdimsumever @jlchew (at Mission 261)

chibi puppets for our grandpa’s 90th bday video :3 #siblings #fambam

chibi puppets for our grandpa’s 90th bday video :3 #siblings #fambam

actual convos w/ a guy’s 2 year old daughter

… re-enacted by a grown man

introducing the mumsies to #sd craft beer for #mothersday (at Orfila Vineyards and Winery)

introducing the mumsies to #sd craft beer for #mothersday (at Orfila Vineyards and Winery)

The 13 Creepiest Things A Child Has Ever Said To A Parent

All this ironically makes me kinda want a kid maybe. This and the story my Psych professor told us yesterday about how her daughter found their stash of condoms and put them on her arms and legs like socks before walking around the house like a condom monster.

23 Reasons Why Parents Are Basically Just Giant Children

27 Signs You Were Raised By Asian Immigrant Parents

Twins separated at brth find each other via YouTube

how crazy would that be??