High on vaccines, magazines, and saccharine

Last week's episode was full of so much win

Tyrion:

Have you ever known a whore to turn down gold? What did you tell them?

Podrick:

I didn't tell them anything

Tyrion:

What did you do to them??

Podrick:

Lots of things

Tyrion:

And they seemed to like these things?

Podrick:

Yes m'lord

Bronn:

Of course they seemed to like it, they're paid to seem to like it

Tyrion:

Only they weren't paid...

Bronn:

What are you sayin? These ladies enjoyed him so much, they gave him the time for free?

Tyrion:

Is that what you're telling us?

Podrick:

...

Tyrion:

Sit down Podrick. *pours cups of wine* We're going to need details. Copious details.

Ned:

Oh my gods, Cersei's been sleeping with her brother!

Ned:

Her children are bastards!

Ned:

Bran was crippled because he found out!

Ned:

Who should I tell first about this outrage?!

Ned:

I know how about Cersei