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#PROTEGO MAXIMA #FIANTO DURI #REPELLO INIMIGOTUM

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The Absolute Funniest Posts!: What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter

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Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm…I’ll kill them.
‎Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let’s kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry’s mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let’s kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh,…

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