High on vaccines, magazines, and saccharine

girl’s white jamacian dad

complicated Chinese family tree—apparently every member is called something different @____@

how much is cock?

Doc Brown’s rap 101

funny how different everything sounds in ghetto British!

dustedoffanoldie:

videohall:

Can you say banana

> 1/10 The kid wasn’t even close.

> hahahahahaha (-_-)

so cute

(Source: youtube.com, via prisillysaurus)

DONDE. ESTA. LA BIBLIOTECA. ME LLAMO T-BONE, LA ARAÑA DISCOTECA
DISCOTECA, MUÑECA, LA BIBLIOTECA. ES EN BIGOTES GRANDES, PERRO MANTECA
MANTECA, BIGOTE, GIGANTE, PEQUEÑO, CABEZA ES NIEVE, CERVEZA ES BUENO
BUENOS. DIAS. ME GUSTA PAPAS FRIAS, LOS BIGOTES DE LA CABRA ES CAMERON DIAZ.