High on vaccines, magazines, and saccharine

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whatdoesthisbutton-do:

alexbam2006:

How to ACTUALLY moonwalk the proper way.

I’m practicing

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Racoon Boy’s Korean cover of Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”

sooo smooooth

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epic4chan:

what is black or white  画

epic4chan:

what is black or white 

whoslovinyou:

billiejeanisforlovers:
“People say, ‘Why is he always with children?’ Well, I was raised in a world with adults. Kids were playing and in bed sleeping and I was up doin’ clubs. I was doin’ club dates. Three in the morning. The striptease would come on after us. You know, we were performing and we didn’t have friends. My brothers were my friends. We worked, we worked, we worked. There was no Christmas, there was no birthdays, it was very strict Jehovah Witnesses. So I’m compensating. Nature made sure that I compensate for the loss. You come behind my gates, you’ll see an amusement park, you’ll see animals, you’ll see everything I never got to do. There’s candy everywhere.” — Michael Jackson

whoslovinyou:

billiejeanisforlovers:

“People say, ‘Why is he always with children?’ Well, I was raised in a world with adults. Kids were playing and in bed sleeping and I was up doin’ clubs. I was doin’ club dates. Three in the morning. The striptease would come on after us. You know, we were performing and we didn’t have friends. My brothers were my friends. We worked, we worked, we worked. There was no Christmas, there was no birthdays, it was very strict Jehovah Witnesses. So I’m compensating. Nature made sure that I compensate for the loss. You come behind my gates, you’ll see an amusement park, you’ll see animals, you’ll see everything I never got to do. There’s candy everywhere.” — Michael Jackson

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When that annoying person walks in front of you in a movie.

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Teacher says take out your homework:

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We had homework?

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stonerparty:

the story of life

stonerparty:

the story of life