High on vaccines, magazines, and saccharine

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:
Windows version of Google’s Project Glass
(lol here!)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:

Windows version of Google’s Project Glass

(lol here!)

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Period:
You want cookies
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You want to fuck
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You want to fuck while eating cookies.
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Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
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Kill them.
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Kill them too.
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Kill them and eat their cookies.
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Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
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HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
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Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

commodoreshock:

I’ll stop soon, but can we have a moment for everyone’s “9000% done with your shit, Joffrey” faces? They all have their own individual beauty

mintysnowflakes:

jessmental:


things you wish you’d known before your first job interview

SO TRUE! all of it! before my 3 pharm interviews this year, I would’ve never guessed that appearance was so important. will always remember the douchebag prick interviewer at Manchester who marked me down for wearing a pink blouse and for saying “um” too much. 
important life lessons!

MUST. NOT. PLAY. WITH. HAIR.

mintysnowflakes:

jessmental:

things you wish you’d known before your first job interview

SO TRUE! all of it! before my 3 pharm interviews this year, I would’ve never guessed that appearance was so important. will always remember the douchebag prick interviewer at Manchester who marked me down for wearing a pink blouse and for saying “um” too much. 

important life lessons!

MUST. NOT. PLAY. WITH. HAIR.

racial profiling—a white guy vs. a black guy vs. a white girl stealing a bike

There’s no room for arrogance in love.
— P. Chew

poor Jon Snow